True Blue Collar

Finally, after years of trying I have joined the American workforce. Sure, I've worked since I was 17, but now I've followed in the traditions of GM and Case by getting laid off. Yes, TPC sadly couldn't find the business to keep me on hand, so it's back to the classifieds for new and exciting adventures.

Merry Christmas -- you're unemployed.

At least I got a free ham out of the deal.